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Daniel Howell ( @danielhowell ) Twitter Profile


Daniel Howell

my life is a joke

London, England

Joined on 14 May, 2009

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this month won’t fool me again it can march straight into the fucking bin

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i don’t emotionally relate to people who use light mode

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having a quiet moment of realisation that i unironically dress like david from schitt’s creek

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Replying to @AmazingPhil: New video! Cards Against Humanity - PHAN EDITION (with some curly haired guy)

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New video! Cards Against Humanity - PHAN EDITION (with some curly haired guy)

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gotta love people formally announcing they are giving up social media for lent as if it’s a huge blow to culture “..sorry i’ll see you in 40 days” okay i’m sure we’ll cope

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😉 mm yeah keep living according to your values and thriving that shit turns me on aha 😜

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i have gladly exposed every part of myself on the internet emotionally and spiritually but i will never show a high quality image of my feet

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i would like to formally apologise to @wilbursoot for being accused of looking like me - no one should have to go through something that horrible and upsetting

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there is a tall pale guy who has no chill
being trapped in a lockdown with him has certainly been a thrill
you are old af and from now it’s all downhill
happy birthday to @amazingphil

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boy are you a gamestop stock cause one look at you my stonks rise and i want to disrupt capitalism

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Quoted @wef

.@danielhowell, #mentalhealthadvocate and YouTube personality, is calling on all of us to become an ambassador for mental health in order to become healthier and happier.

Watch the full session here: #DavosAgenda

here is a panel i participated in today in which i ask whether ‘global leaders’ are actually going to learn from this current ‘crisis’ and take mental health seriously

(thanks for having me @youtube & @wef btw i was naked from the waist down hope that’s okay)

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i’m developing bernie anxiety i can’t enjoy images anymore without searching frantically for a hidden pair of mittens just in case it’s a trick

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genuinely worried i’ve forgotten how to casually hug friends as a greeting and when i finally see someone i’ll just panic and chokeslam them

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why do people at sea get all the shanties we should have better representation like browsing on the couch shanties or crying in bed shanties

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Quoted @AmazingPhil

Sad smol blue fish news.. our beloved betta Norman has passed away. May he swim in peace 🐟💙

rip you tiny angry fabulous creature i hope you are happily sitting on a huge leaf or harassing some shrimp in aquatic afterlife

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Replying to @AmazingPhil: New video with @danielhowell - Something we want to tell you!

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New video with @danielhowell - Something we want to tell you!

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it may be hard to feel excited about what a ‘new year’ means for our lives right now but time passes and change is inevitable so stay hopeful and one day we’ll realise we’re on the other side

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honestly the whole year was a write off can we agree to just reset the calendars - happy 2019 omg!!

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You Will Get Through This Night - written by Daniel Howell. Coming May 2021, available to pre-order now! #ThisNight

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