my life is a joke
London, England
Joined on 14 May, 2009
this month won’t fool me again it can march straight into the fucking bin
i don’t emotionally relate to people who use light mode
having a quiet moment of realisation that i unironically dress like david from schitt’s creek
Replying to @AmazingPhil: New video! Cards Against Humanity - PHAN EDITION (with some curly haired guy)
New video! Cards Against Humanity - PHAN EDITION (with some curly haired guy)
gotta love people formally announcing they are giving up social media for lent as if it’s a huge blow to culture “..sorry i’ll see you in 40 days” okay i’m sure we’ll cope
😉 mm yeah keep living according to your values and thriving that shit turns me on aha 😜
i have gladly exposed every part of myself on the internet emotionally and spiritually but i will never show a high quality image of my feet
i would like to formally apologise to @wilbursoot for being accused of looking like me - no one should have to go through something that horrible and upsetting
there is a tall pale guy who has no chill
being trapped in a lockdown with him has certainly been a thrill
you are old af and from now it’s all downhill
happy birthday to @amazingphil
boy are you a gamestop stock cause one look at you my stonks rise and i want to disrupt capitalism
Quoted @wef
.@danielhowell, #mentalhealthadvocate and YouTube personality, is calling on all of us to become an ambassador for mental health in order to become healthier and happier.
Watch the full session here: #DavosAgenda
here is a panel i participated in today in which i ask whether ‘global leaders’ are actually going to learn from this current ‘crisis’ and take mental health seriously
(thanks for having me @youtube & @wef btw i was naked from the waist down hope that’s okay)
i’m developing bernie anxiety i can’t enjoy images anymore without searching frantically for a hidden pair of mittens just in case it’s a trick
genuinely worried i’ve forgotten how to casually hug friends as a greeting and when i finally see someone i’ll just panic and chokeslam them
why do people at sea get all the shanties we should have better representation like browsing on the couch shanties or crying in bed shanties
Quoted @AmazingPhil
Sad smol blue fish news.. our beloved betta Norman has passed away. May he swim in peace 🐟💙
rip you tiny angry fabulous creature i hope you are happily sitting on a huge leaf or harassing some shrimp in aquatic afterlife
Replying to @AmazingPhil: New video with @danielhowell - Something we want to tell you!
New video with @danielhowell - Something we want to tell you!
it may be hard to feel excited about what a ‘new year’ means for our lives right now but time passes and change is inevitable so stay hopeful and one day we’ll realise we’re on the other side
honestly the whole year was a write off can we agree to just reset the calendars - happy 2019 omg!!
You Will Get Through This Night - written by Daniel Howell. Coming May 2021, available to pre-order now! #ThisNight
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