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StephenAtHome

Stephen Colbert

Evie’s husband

Joined on 15 September, 2008

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The president’s right that people shouldn’t compare him to Nixon. Nixon got re-elected.

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Quoted @EKingstonBooks

Treat yerselves to a seachanty

2021: Year of the Sea Shanty

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Replying to @colbertlateshow: TONIGHT! @SenSanders promises that those in Congress who may have aided the insurrectionists in last week's attack on…

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TONIGHT! @SenSanders promises that those in Congress who may have aided the insurrectionists in last week's attack on the Capitol will face consequences. #LSSC

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Tomorrow night, join me and some friends for a discussion of Derek DelGaudio’s “In & Of Itself” at the 92nd Street Y. It’s a livestream, so the Y, in this case, stands for “Your Room.”

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After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate.

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It feels like I just took my decorations down from last impeachment!

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Quoted @C_C_Krebs

So that was awesome. On Face the Nation I just said erection instead of election.

I am so bad at this.

Nonsense. I thought you did a fine job.

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Coming January 22, on Hulu. Evie and I are proud to be Executive Producers of this Beautiful and Mysterious film. Thank you, Derek. Thank you, Frank. See it, and you won’t be the same.

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Replying to @cartoonmoo: BREAKING: Saruman breaks ties with Sauron. Says he is shocked by Sauron's "rhetoric."
Quoted saying: "Mordor is better than…

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The president got permanently suspended from Twitter!
Your move, Grubhub.

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Quoth the twitterbird, "Nevermore."

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BREAKING: Saruman breaks ties with Sauron. Says he is shocked by Sauron's "rhetoric."
Quoted saying: "Mordor is better than this."

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It’ll be a shame if history allows one horrific event on this president’s watch to overshadow all the other horrific events on this president’s watch.

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The Late Show will be LIVE tonight. And hopefully, so will democracy. 11:35 on CBS.

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“Wocka Wocka, Old Sport.”

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Quoted @colbertlateshow

The President’s Georgia Call: All Smackdown Edition

Tonight

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Hey Canada! Do you like staying home, watching movies? Good news! #InAndOfItselfDOC is available NOW for streaming on the @AppleTV app! @mongrelmedia

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Quoted @colbertlateshow

In the world of Zoom interviews, we have to ask our guests to do a ‘slate’: their name + 1, 2, 3 + 👏 to match the audio with the video. Check out some of our favorite celebrity slates of 2020. Results may vary! 😂 #LSSC

For those wanting an explanation:

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I’m happy to be auctioning off a suit I wore on The Late Show as part of the @fitfoundation @CosIndCo CIC x FITF Holiday Auction! It’s a memento of our show and of a time when we still wore pants. #SaveTheCostumeIndustry

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