Conan O'Brien ( @ConanOBrien ) Twitter Profile


Conan O'Brien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

Los Angeles

Joined on 18 February, 2010

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I didn't want to use the word "Orwellian" in a tweet until I was confident that I could use it properly, so here goes: Orwellian would be a cool name for a horse.

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Replying to @TeamCoco: Welcome to the Team Coco Podcasts family, @NicoleByer! On today's episode of "Why Won't You Date Me?" @ConanOBrien tries to h…

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Welcome to the Team Coco Podcasts family, @NicoleByer! On today's episode of "Why Won't You Date Me?" @ConanOBrien tries to help Nicole figure out why she's still single. Listen and subscribe on @ApplePodcasts.

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“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase.

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Samantha won’t return to Sex and the City because the character is now a QAnon Congresswoman from Florida.

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What's the best vaccine? Pfizer, Moderna or Dave's Hot Vaccines?

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I loved reminiscing with Fred Armisen about all those years I spent bullying him in the hallways of 30 Rock. Hear our conversation @

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Quoted @Schwarzenegger

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

Thank you Arnold -- this is the most powerful and uniquely personal statement I've heard from ANYONE on where we are right now as a country.

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Now what am I supposed to do with my 89 million Parler followers?

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After the horrible attack on our nation's Capitol yesterday, I wanted to talk to someone with a unique perspective on the Republican Party and what it has become. My conversation with Ron Reagan is available now.

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Happy two-week birthday, Jesus! (It never hurts to kiss a little deity ass).

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Excited for Fashion Week 2021, I can’t wait to see what this year’s cardboard cutouts will be wearing.

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Now Trump is asking Georgia to find a 7th season of Schitt's Creek.

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Spoke with my friend @ohsnapjbsmoove about his legendary SNL pitches, immaculate wardrobe, and previous life as a fire extinguisher salesman. Listen @

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It's almost like Mitch McConnell behaves the way he thinks a guy with a face like that should behave.

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My New Year’s Resolution is to drink more, put on weight and use more reverse psychology.

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Don’t want to be a downer but so far, this year feels exactly like last year.

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I haven’t spent a New Year’s Eve crying all alone since last year.

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2021 is going to be like the math professor who took over for Ted Kaczynski.

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By popular demand, I will not be releasing the album I wrote in quarantine.

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