Quoted @tedcruz

Not a record to aspire to.

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@jimmyfallon I did the Christmas story when I was younger with the frozen pole but was a bus stop. #IGotCaught

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#IGotCaught when I made a fake backstage pass and snuck backstage at a Van Halen concert.

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#IGotCaught trying to start a conversation with a golden retriever because I didn’t want to invade its space during the pandemic. The owner thought I was asking them how they got to be so handsome...

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A Co -Worker sent out an email to everyone in the office reminding us of her Tupperware Party that evening. I thought I had only responded to one CoWorker #IGotCaught because I responded to all recipients, “I hate these parties, do we really have to be tortured. “

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@jimmyfallon #IGotCaught JK I never get caught

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#IGotCaught made a call i was dating a guy named todd called hime after to much wine and told him all the things i wanted to do to him in bed there was a short pause and the guy on the other end of the phone says this is not todd ooopppps

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@jimmyfallon I thought 'twerking' was short for 'networking'. I really embarrassed myself while giving that presentation to the company's Board of Directors. #IGotCaught

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