i get that you think trump is the best president, but you also think the cheesecake factory is the best restaurant, so your vote shouldn’t count. #CoastalEliteTweet
@robertshead @danieltosh People who clearly haven’t been to Olive Garden, duh
@danieltosh And The Olive Garden is authentic Italian #coastalelites
@danieltosh Cheesecake Factory sucks.
@danieltosh Is trump's presidency really:
@danieltosh Is it even a restaurant at this point?
@danieltosh Get em' @daniel.
@jimmyfallon This. Timmy the Rock: The pet rock with a face!™ #MyWorstInvention
No really an invention but I duct taped a bag of Doritos to the treadmill so I could eat while I worked out #MyWorstInvention
My boyfriend had cold feet and said he wished he had Feet Sweatshirts. He forgot about socks. #MyWorstInvention
#MyWorstInvention A social media platform, designed specifically for blind people called Voicebook.
i had an iPod nano i think and i i would clip it to a hair tie on wrist like it was an apple watch #MyWorstInvention
@jimmyfallon #myWorstInvention i put black laces in my timberland boots and it feels like a whole new boot
When I was little I’d taped dryer sheets to my butt in hopes my farts would smell nicer #MyWorstInvention
#MyWorstInvention the marriage proposal subtweet: so how about it? 😉