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Yeah, no kidding

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

So apparently having Dr. Phil barge into your hospitalization is a bad idea.
Having Dr. Phil anywhere in the world where women can hear him? Bad idea. Put him somewhere distant and cavernous.
Having him personally up in your grill? Even worse.
Having him discuss your case with the media? What the fuck is that? HIPPA, dude!

Good news, bad news

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

The good news is that I have my new new official theme song. “Because I’m Awesome” by The Dollyrots. That’s my new motherfucking theme song: You’re stronger, faster and can spell. Yes, thanks, but I would use a serial comma after that penultimate item. And that sentence isn’t parallel. But whatever. It’s rock.
Anyhow, I especially [...]

not just me

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

Raise your hand if you’re struggling to function right now.

I quit.

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

Well, so far I have. Thirteen days.
It’s been difficult because cigarettes and crazy people are made for each other. Smoking feels good when you’re manic because it’s calming. It feels good when you’re depressed because it’s stimulating.  It fills the reward centers of your brain with dopamine–something you don’t have a whole lot of if [...]

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